Post by Alec Individual on Apr 30, 2007 23:51:29 GMT -5
When the devil is too busy
And death's a bit too much
They call on me by name, you see
For my special touch
To Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Anyway, it's all the same...
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm the bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm the pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy being evil
This is the life, you see
The devil tips his hat to me.
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free,
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.
When there's children to make sad
When there's candy to be had
When there's pockets left to pick
When there's grannies left to kick down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy being evil
This is the life, you see,
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
I pledge my allegiance
To all things dark and I
Promise on my damn'd soul to
Do as I am told! Lord Beelzebud
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job but does it happily
I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm the dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quiver in your heart
A painful stab, a sudden start
And it's so easy being evil
This is the life, you see,
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free,
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
.
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd give to see a smile
Even for a little while...
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need.
And death's a bit too much
They call on me by name, you see
For my special touch
To Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Anyway, it's all the same...
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm the bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm the pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy being evil
This is the life, you see
The devil tips his hat to me.
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free,
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.
When there's children to make sad
When there's candy to be had
When there's pockets left to pick
When there's grannies left to kick down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy being evil
This is the life, you see,
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
I pledge my allegiance
To all things dark and I
Promise on my damn'd soul to
Do as I am told! Lord Beelzebud
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job but does it happily
I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm the dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quiver in your heart
A painful stab, a sudden start
And it's so easy being evil
This is the life, you see,
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free,
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
.
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd give to see a smile
Even for a little while...
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need.